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'Random Crap' Tote Bag
'Random Crap' Tote Bag
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YEEESSSS this tote is speaking directly to every teacher, mom, and chaotic goddess with 42 mystery items in their bag at all times. The “Random Crap” Tote is peak ✨organized mess✨ energy—and we love her for it.
For the humans who carry everything but the emotional stability. The “Random Crap” tote is the perfect catch-all for lesson plans, snacks, half-used pens, mystery crumbs, and your will to survive.
Whether you're a teacher, mom, or professional hot mess—this bag gets it. Embrace the chaos. Carry it in style.
✅ Big enough for your life
✅ Strong enough for your breakdown snacks
✅ The tote that is the personality
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for durability
- Flat corners for a neat appearance
- Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) for sturdiness
- Available in natural and black colors
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
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